By the time you read this, I’ll be drunk.
By Matt Collins Oh boy, I bet I’m so sauced right now. Like, 90’s B-Boy throwing my hands in the air like I just don’t care while simultaneously trying to start a, “I say party,…
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Quick hit: Top Ten Shower Jamz
By Matt Collins 10. All By Myself – Eric Carmen (Because the shower scene was the best part of “Half Baked”.) (1975) 9. Splish Splash – Bobby Darin (1958) (Sure it’s about taking a bath,…
When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead shall watch The Hobbit.
By Matt Collins Surprisingly sober I purchased my $17 IMAX super special High-Frame-Rate ticket to the Hobbit; a full-fledged movie adaptation of a book I’ve bragged about reading but never truly understood and at times…